MissBrdwy

missbrdwy @ 2006-01-09T12:37:00

2006-01-09T20:30:32Z

Highlights of 2005:
(in no particular order)

*Diana's wedding
Diana is my bestfriend and has been a sister to me since second grade, it was a joy to see her marry the man of her dreams.

*finally seeing Bon Jovi with Shavonne (after 20 years!)
unbelievable! to have the lights go down and come up with him 5 feet from me thrilled even this semi-jaded New Yorker!

*taking my puppy on a plane
first, her cute new pink VW Bug carrier was a hit....second, she slept the whole way there and back...gotta love a mellow pup!

*being 2 feet from Tori Amos
one night I have a dream I was in the front row gazing up at Tori...the next day I buy the tix and a nearly a year later it is a reality, I really am too psychic for words...hearing her say "God bless you" to my mom when she sneezed was a moment I will always remember...why couldn't I have been the one to sneeze that night? It's not like I don't already sneeze like a banshee!

*Sweeney Todd with Seth
Halloween night and all the Broadway community was there...a truly electric evening with a truly electric friend

*Biltmore Estate
a step back into a time period I adore, that had class, glamour, standards and customs...if only for a moment

*All my new toys (pink ipod mini, laptop, and camera phone)
how did one ever survive without an ipod?!? like hello!?!

*Rent the movie (yes, I loved it, so sue me!)
after waiting so long, lived up to and exceeded my expectations...it will always be special for me in any incarnation

*Rori and Seth's Cabaret
I have 2 of the most fabulous and talented bestfriends on the planet...enough said

*surviving the transit strike
Through stress and chest pains, night terrors and shared cabs I survived as did all of New York.
2 words, WE ROCK!

*the Amas move to the village
"We fear change" Garth Algar
Change, change, change; I don't deal with or adapt to it very well but I will say that I love our new loc...walking out my door onto Washington Square park is a thrill and I ADORE trying all the ethnic restaurants in the area

*the previews of Tarzan and Lestat (private Phil Collins and Elton John concerts, respectively)
I LOVE MY LIFE!

*having a loving family and amazing friends
I REALLY LOVE MY LIFE!!!

missbrdwy @ 2005-12-01T10:17:00

2005-12-01T22:46:16Z

INNOCENT or GUILTY:

Singing in the shower? guilty...singing in steam is a great warm up for the voice

Left the stove on? innocent...I am obsessed with checking everything before I leave the house.

Ate Stale food? guilty...tortilla chips go stale so fast!

Spit in someone's Drink? innocent...a good waitress would never ever do that

Stole Something from a friend? innnocent...I borrow books and clothes but never steal.

Bossed your friends around? guilty...I was a very bossy child, but I prefer the term strong willed.

Played with Barbies? I would put on mini "epic plays" with my Barbies...does that count?

Sang the wrong words to your favorite song? innocent and guilty...if it is Broadway, I know every word right down to the breath they take...when it comes to pop music, I make words up as I go along

Lit candles & let wax run all down your desk? innocent...I am much to lazy to clean up a mess like that.

Kissed your posters of your favorite stars? very guilty, I have been a Bon Jovi fan since I was 7!

Listened to stupid music and said you like it? innocent

Had sex with a stranger? I plead the fifth!

Did a Wrestling move on someone? guilty

Had a Lite Brite toy? innocent...my sis did but I always asked for books instead of toys

Gave a surprise party for someone? guilty...loooooove surprise parties!

Made someone cry? guilty

Had the balls to ask someone out? guilty

Opened your Christmas presents early? guilty...but I always did it with permission

Ever been caught doing something "dirty"? "innocent"...a Catholic girl never gets caught

Found money, and didn't turn it in? innocent...I always turn it in.

Gave money to a homeless person? guilty

Sang cheesy 80's songs? guilty...I am an 80's girl all the way

Dug for buried treasure? guilty...went panning for gold out West at an old fashioned amusment park.

Thought Star Wars was cool? guilty...love love love Stars Wars

Had a super-hero costume? innocent

Still sleep with your baby blanket? innocent

Told a family member to Fuck off? innocent...never

Lied to protect a friend? quilty...I have even lied to protect my freshman year roomie who was not a friend

Broke a bone? guilty...as a dancer I have broken quite a few bones in my toes and feet

Got lost in your own little world? guilty...I live in my imagination.

Seen "the goonies" more than 10 times? innocent

Played a Video game for more than 5 hours? innocent...don't much enjoy video games

Watched "Scream" and actually Screamed? innocent...nope hate scary movies

Dyed your hair a color from the rainbow? innocent...I don't touch my hair...it is as pure as driven snow...

Hugged your mom in the past 24 hours? innocent...it has been 48 hours since I hugged mom.

Drank until you passed out? innocent

Fought over a boy/girl? guilty...Junior High was all about fighting over boys.

missbrdwy @ 2005-11-07T15:09:00

2005-11-07T21:00:04Z

10 Favorites...
Favorite Color: PINK
Favorite Food: Mexican, anything fusion
Favorite Band: Bon Jovi, Fleetwood Mac, Tori Amos, Linda Eder
Favorite Movie: Gone With the Wind, Love Actually, Amelie, Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Favorite Sport: fencing
Favorite Season: Winter
Favorite Day Of the Week: Monday!
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla
Favorite Car: Limo
Favorite Animal: Chihuahua

9 Currents...
Current Mood: frenzied
Current Taste: Diet Pepsi
Current Clothes: ripped jeans, black ballerina flats, black tee
Current Computer: my work p.o.s.
Current Finger/Toenail Color: french manicure
Current Time: 3:45 PM
Current Surroundings: desk at work
Current Annoyance(s): the pile of laundry waiting for me at home

8 Firsts...
First Best Friend: Melissa Moffett
First Screen Name: missbrdwy...I have been missbrdwy since I was 14.
First Pet: my Grandparent's poodle Kiki
First Piercing: ears, I was 11 I think...
First Crush: Bon Jovi!
First Music: besides tons of 80's bands like Cyndi Lauper and the Bangles, I was into Andrew Lloyd Webber BIG TIME when I was 6 or 7.
First time saying the "F" word: 9...I broke my favorite plastic kitty earring and it just came out! OOPS!!! the funny thing is my little sister had no idea what it meant so she didn't know to tell on me to mom.

7...lasts
Last Cigarette: I only smoke when in France and I am not going to admit how long it's been since I been home.
Last Drink: Diet Pepsi
Last Car ride: Columbus Day weekend road trip to the Berkshires...loves it!
Last Text Message: from my sweetie Rori in honor of Halloween
Last Movie Seen: Wallace and Gromit...my British blood craves a good English humour movie every so often
Last Phone call: Mom
Last CD Played: In My Life sampler CD

6 Have You Ever....
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: yes
Have You Ever Broken the Law: No
Have You Ever met Someone Famous: all the time
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Have You Ever Been on TV: yes
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: yes

5 Things....
You Did Last Night:
1. wrote some great passages in my current novel
2. caught "Grey's Anatomy"
3. planned my trip to Diana's wedding this weekend
4. scheduled my auditions for the week
5. loaded some music onto my ipod

4 Places You've Been Last...(outside of house/apartment)
1. library
2. a funky shoe boutique
3. Chipotle
4. work

3 People You Can Tell Anything...
1. Shavonne
2. mom
3. Seth

2 Choices...
1. chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
2. Hot or Cold: cold

1 Person You'd Do Anything For: Shavonne

*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*

SIX THINGS IN YOUR ROOM:

1--> books
2--> my puppy and kitty
3--> racks and racks of clothes
4--> laptop
5--> bins of makeup
6--> puppy chew toys in unexpected places

SIX THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: In no particular order

1--> family
2--> gadgets (cellie, comp, ipod, and tivo)
3--> journals
4--> theatre
5--> sleep
6--> milk

SIX OTHER THINGS:

Do You/have you:
1. Believe in God? yes
2. Had a dream come true? yes
3. Read the newspaper? obsessively
4. Pray? yes
5. Have a job? no
6. Attend church? yes

Have you ever:
1. Gone skinny dipping? yes, spent a summer swimming nude sur la Medditerrene
2. Had surgery? too many to count
3. Swam in the dark? yes
4. Been to a Bonfire? eeewww noooo, do I look like a hick to you?
5. Ran away from home? no
6. Played strip poker? no, I am a good Catholic girl.

SIX THINGS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS:
Have you...
1. Cried? with joy that my week was over last night
2. Sang? all the time and everywhere
3. Been kissed? yes
4. Felt stupid? humbled, but not stupid
6. Missed someone? yes yes yes

in musica veritas

2005-09-07T23:53:43Z

Appropriate for today and all time
The Flesh Failures: HAIR
We starve-look
At one another
Short of breath
Walking proudly in our winter coats
Wearing smells from laboratories
Facing a dying nation
Of moving paper fantasy
Listening for the new told lies
With supreme visions of lonely tunes

Somewhere
Inside something there is a rush of
Greatness
Who knows what stands in front of
Our lives
I fashion my future on films in space
Silence
Tells me secretly
Everything
Everything

Manchester England England
Manchester England England
Eyes look your last
Across the Atlantic Sea
Arms take your last
embrace
And I'm a genius genius
And lips oh you the
doors of breath
I believe in God
Seal with a righteous kiss
And I believe that God believes in Claude
Seal with a righteous kiss
That's me, that's me, that's me
The rest is silence
The rest is silence
The rest is silence

Our space songs on a spider web sitar
Life is around you and in you
Answer for Timothy Leary, dearie

Let the sunshine
Let the sunshine in
The sunshine in
Let the sunshine
Let the sunshine in
The sunshine in
Let the sunshine
Let the sunshine in
The sun shine in...

Say Goodbye to Summer!!!

2005-09-04T05:23:37Z

I felt so completely centered today. I was at the Lion King and felt a wave of contentment wash over me and I just had to go around hugging everyone. What a blessing to feel whole. Even if it lasts just for a moment, I am so accustomed to feeling worn down or scattered, at best. Normally I would "blame" this all on the weather but I am gonna take some credit for this. I have done a lot of work lately to get myself to a good place and to grow spiritually and I need to realize the fruit of my labors. This will not only benefit me in the future but buoys me in the now. I feel like adding affirmations to my daily routine. Creative visualization has always been naturally more my style but I need to utilize and listen to my voice. It's been here....Silent All These Years...on the social front, guess who is going to see Shakespeare in the Park after all?!? My beautiful, wonderful F. who can look me in the eyes and know exactly what I'm thinking takes one look at me the other day and announces we are going to see Two Gentlemen of Verona Sunday! I don't know whether I am more excited to see the show or the fact that he read my mind once again. If F. doesn't make it as an actor he needs to be a psychic, or at least my psychic. I am thrilled to manage to see the show due to the fact I know so many people in the cast. Norm is the biggest doll I know and I haven't seen Renee since she left LK and I hear she is doing really well on One Life to Live. Nothing but love to everyone...MWA!

How true is this?!?

2005-08-12T03:20:28Z

How You Life Your Life

You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.

You are always tactful and diplomatic. You let people down gently.

Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!

You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.

How Do You Live Your Life?

missbrdwy @ 2005-08-11T22:40:00

2005-08-12T02:44:48Z

I am so sleepy right now and feel very mellow but I have to do my homework and go through Backstage and strike while the iron is hot. I would love to just curl up in bed and slip away into a trance with no worries but the sound of the fan and the thought of a day off. I need a day at the ocean like no one's business. Anyone want to make a run for it with me...

missbrdwy @ 2005-08-11T17:29:00

2005-08-12T02:36:55Z

[1*] First grade teacher's name: Miss Simpson

[2*] Last word you said: HAIR!

[3*] Last song you sang: Let the Sun Shine In! (Hair)

[4*] Last person you hugged: mom when she came to visit yesterday

[5*] Last thing you laughed at: everyone at Broadway.com cracks me up constantly

[6*] Last time you said I don't remember: Tuesday when I was trying to think of what I did for my 21st Birthday

[7*] Last time you cried: gosh, I get choked up all the time at things, I think the last time I really sobbed was the London underground bombings, brings back memories of 9/11, I have trouble being in that place again.

[8*] Last person you talked to on the phone? mom, updating me on Shavonne

[9*] What color socks are you wearing: barefoot with my feet up...loving it

[10*] What's under your bed: slippers, journal, pens, all those socks that go missing in the wash, cat toys

[11*] What time did you wake up today: 8:15 and still made it to work on time...hoo yah

[12*] Current taste: sharp cheddar crunchy bread sticks and Perrier water

[13*] Current hair: letting the curls do what they want is a must during the summer in the city

[15*] Current annoyance: summer in they city

[16*] Current longing: winter in the city...is it Christmas yet?!?

[17*] Current desktop background: some of my art

[18*] Current worry: should I pee or finish this survey?

[19*] Current hate: the once and future JD

[20*] Current favorite article of clothing: my lovely black capri pants that go with everything

[21*] Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex: lips

[22*] Last CD that you listened to: a mix CD of random arias

[23*] Favorite place to be: anywhere in the South of France with a bottle of wine and my journal

[24*] Least favorite place: any doctor's appointment

[25*] Time you wake up in the morning: 6 AM...it is a wonderful feeling to write for an hour when the world is still quiet and then plug in to Good Morning America

[26*] If you could play an instrument, what would you play: I already play a bunch but have always dreamed of being able to make a violin sing.

[27*] Favorite color: pink and black

[28*] Do you believe in an afterlife: Yes, yes I dyes, I have to

[29*] How tall are you: no comment

[30*] Current favorite word/saying: suck my left tit (don't ask)

[31*] Favorite book: White Oleander

[32*] Favorite season: Autumn

[33*] One person from your past you wish you could go back to see/help: living: TR in Heaven: my Grandmother

[*FUTURE*]

[35*] Where do you want to go for university?: been there done that, fucked the professor...lol

[36*] What is your career going to be like: 3 words, Tony, Emmy, Oscar. aaww, what the hell, Grammy too

[37*] How many kids do you want: I want kids and will leave it to fate to determine how many

[*HAVE YOU EVER...*]

[39*] Said "I love you" and meant it: yes yes yes

[40*] Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc: the babies are perfect, they can do no wrong

[41*] Been to New York: no, never heard of the place.

[42*] Been to Florida: Disney doesn't count as Florida right, good then no.

[43*] Been to California: yes

[44*] Been to Hawaii: I've been to a bunch of Hawaiian Islands and deem Maui to be the best

[45*] Been to Mexico: Si

[46*] Been to China: Hong Kong, does that count?

[48*] Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: all the time! My best story is the time I dreamt I was in the front row of a Tori concert and then the next week randomly got front row tix!

[*RANDOM*]

[52*] Do you have a crush on someone: no, yes, no...touchy touchy

[53*] What book are you reading now?: The Shipping News

[54*] Worst feeling in the world: "there is no greater power than the power of goodbye" I have believed this since I was born and when Madonna cam out with this song I felt floored. I still can't hear this song without crying.

[55*] What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning?: what day is it and how soon doe sit start?

[56*] How many rings before you answer: always on vibrate baby although I have a bunch of really fun show tunes and seasonal ringtone options saved

[57*] Future daughter's name: Esme

[58*] Future son's name: I want daughters.

[59*] Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: My stuffies are living safely living at home in my childhood bedroom. My Mimi cat and Cindy pup are all I need now.

[60*] If you could have any job you wanted: I have always wondered what I would do if I wasn't a professional actress and I think I would be a librarian

[61*] Wish u were there: Paris is the one place I can think of where I don't want to be anywhere else when I'm there.

[62*] College plans: see #35

[63*] Piercings: 9

[*THE EXTRA STUFF*]

[64*] Do you do drugs: never ever

[65*] Do you drink: not really

[67*] What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use: Pantene

[68*] What are you most scared of: not becoming the world renowned superstar I plan on being

[69*] What clothes do you sleep in: summer...nude winter....comfy pj's

[70*] Who is the last person that called you: a director about an upcoming reading I am doing

[71*] Where do you want to get married: I would love to get married in the Chapel at Canterbury but would also consider France, Vegas, on the ocean in Mexico...whatever feels right

[72*] If you could change anything about yourself what would that be: less impulsive

[73*] What do you really hate: waiting for the subway

[74*] Been In Love: yes

[75*] Are you timely or always late: early

[76*] Do you have a job: the real question is what don't I do

[77*] Do you like being around people: normally no

[78*] Best feeling in the world: getting the part

[79*] Are you for world peace: yes

[80*] Are you a health freak: In theory but not always in practice

[81*] Do you have a "Type" of person you always go after: no my type is no type at all... maybe interesting...is that a type?

[82*] Do you want someone you don't have? yes

[83*] Are you lonely right now: Slightly

[84*] Ever afraid you'll never get married: isn't everyone

[85*] Do you want to get married: YES

[86*] Do you want kids? yes

[*IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...*[

[87*] Cried: no

[88*] Bought Something: yes

[89*] Gotten Sick: no

[90*] Sang: yes...I am constantly singing without even realizing it.

[91*] Said I Love You: Yes

[92*] Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them: I say "I love you" quite generously.

[93*] Met Someone: no

[94*] Moved On: haha...just walking out the door and facing the world in the morning is moving on

[95*] Talked To Someone: I get paid to talk!

[96*] Had A Serious Talk: no

[97*] Missed Someone: yes

[98*] Hugged Someone: see #4

[99*] Yelled at Someone: no I am opposed to yelling...

[100*] Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be With: no

Auditions...

2005-06-29T23:39:47Z

so I may have an audish to play the princess at Medieval Times...how trippy would that be?!?

missbrdwy @ 2005-06-27T17:53:00

2005-06-27T21:57:29Z

You scored as Terpischore. You are Terpischore, the muse of dance. You love to be in the middle of everything and have all eyes focused on you. In all of your childhood videos and pictures you are always hamming it up.

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Terpischore

81%

Thalia

75%

Clio

75%

Polyhymnia

69%

Erato

56%

Euterpe

56%

Calliope

50%

Urania

44%

Melpomene

31%

Which of the Greek Muses are you?
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missbrdwy @ 2005-06-26T19:27:00

2005-06-26T23:50:37Z

I admit it. Like any mom, I am obsessed with my babies. Not only are they adorable beyond belief but they have the most beautiful personalities. God knew what he was doing when he brought my kittie and pup into my life. I was always the type that enjoyed being busy and constantly on the move but I love the way that I appreciate down time so much more now that I have my babies. Nothing gives me more joy than to curl up with a fluffy blanket and wrap myself up with the Mimicat and Cindypup. I truly believe I probably would have died of a heart attack a long time ago if I didn't have my pets to keep my blood pressure in check. They are completely therapeutic to my mind, body, and soul. My sis is having hard times right now and I totally think she should get a pet of some sort to help her heal. I was never someone who saw themselves having pets in their life, I always traveled way too much and don't like messy hair or stinky pet food everywhere. Now that I am a mom to two wonderful beings, I am willing to do whatever it takes to keep them healthy and happy. They make any sacrifice worth it. It means not traveling as much and not being able to take out of town or touring gigs but that is a small price to pay. I love the fact that my cat is so serene and all-knowing and "other-worldly" and my puppy is so glamorous, hysterically funny and naive, and has quite the acting career (yes, she has an agent!). The fact that they get along so well and seem to love and need each other is fabulous for me. Mommy gets time to clean, write, and sleep while they entertain each other, loves it! I have the world's most portable dog. What other dog do you know literally leaps into her carrier/bag when she sees their human holding it. Cinderella is so attached to her carrier it can be a struggle getting her to come out. It is like when parents can't send their kids to their room to be grounded because the kid's room is so hooked up, Cindy adores her carrier. I have to be careful when I move it, if i pick it up and we are not really going out it really hurts and confuses her to see it and not be going with mommy. Mimi, the "Feline of Avenue B", is a Siamese of the highest order. I once read that cats were once worshiped and they have never forgotten. Mimi knows who she is and her quiet confidence gives me strength to face the day. She is never judgmental or sad. She is prozac with paws. She loves flowing in and out my space whenever the mood strikes her. She can tell when I am thinking about her across the room. She always lets me greet the pup first when I come home like any good big sis. She is appropriately jealous at the appropriate times and is never slow to voice her dissatisfaction or joy. Like any good meezer, she has a voice all her own (just like her mom!) I treasure my loves and know they treasure me back. This is what life is all about.

Fun Fun Fun

2005-06-13T20:08:30Z

Basics:
Nicknames: Miss Broadway
DOB: 3/3
Hair: Blonde
Eye color: Hazel
Type of car you drive: I am a city girl...sans voiture!

Favorite...
Entrée: steak
Ethnic food: mexican
Snack: chips, popcorn, or breakfast cereal
Drink: milk
Sandwich: tuna
Soups: good ol/ tomato soup
Restaurants: the Theatre Row Diner, Chipotle (if I'm in a hurry), Panchos and Gringo's,
Commercial: any that I am in...
TV shows: Little House on the Prairie, Good Morning America, THE L WORD, Grey's Anatomy, Desparate Housewives
Channels: The Travel Channel, ABC, Bravo, MTV
Board games: Monopoly
Magazines: Vogue, People, Star, National Geographic, Time
Newspapers: NY Post, NY Times
Reads: White Oleander, any SARK book, Mandy, From the Mixed Up Files of...
Quotes: "To whom much is given, much is expected." unknown

Random...
How many rings before you answer the phone? I leave my phone on vibrate and rarely answer it.
How many homes have you lived in? 2...But many dorm rooms, apts., and condos
How many schools have you attended? only one that matters to me, Canterbury!
When is your bedtime? It depends if I collapse before or after showering...
Do you like to drive? loves it!
What is your bedroom like? My apt is my life and is the temple of Danielle. I have all my beauty stuff crowding the bathroom which is totally decorated with a rubber ducky theme...my bedroom is quite functional with a huge antique coffee table in the center where I keep my lap top and headshots and scripts of the moment...I have a dressing area with my dressers and industrial clothing racks for my industrial sized wardrobe...this area is usually not the most organized as I am an accessory queen and have way too many shoes, purses, and jewels to keep in order...my kitchen is pretty sad since I hardly ever am around to cook but all my Pillsbury Dough Boy kitchen things came with me and do their best to make my kitchen cheery.
What is the farthest place to where you've traveled from home? I think it would be Morroco when we went to Africa or Bangkok in Thailand when we were in Asia...although Alaska FELT the furthest.
What is your worst pet peeve? Ignorant people of any kind.
What is your worst habit? I tend to be overdramatic. I am working on reeling it in.
What is something you regret doing/not doing? I regret nothing...except being a workaholic. But I wouldn't be where I am today without my incredible work ethic.
Phobias: the dark...
What is one thing you'd like to learn how to do? I would love to learn to scuba...I spend so much time snorkeling I never get around to trying anything else.

One or the other...
Boy or girl: Woman
Day or night: night
Bath or shower: showers feel cleaner which is the point right...
Dog or cat: How could I ever choose between the loves of my life?!?
Pen or pencil: keyboard
Hug or kiss: hugs say more and last longer and take nothing from you...
Chips or popcorn: I love chips...I do, it's bad...but I consider popcorn to be the 5th food group.
Coke or Pepsi: seltzer...any flavor.
Flowers or candy: flowers never made anyone fat...and they cost more and you can show them off when they arrive at your dressing room...and no one asks to taste them...
Comedy or horror: Drama
Orange juice or apple juice: I know I am supposed to be chugging OJ all the time to keep healthy as an actress but I do favor an ice cold glass of Apple Juice.
Is the glass half empty or half full: I don't care as long as it's milk...lol

Believe in or not...
Love at first sight? ABSOLUTELY...is there any other kind?
Angels? yes
Aliens? not sure
Heaven & Hell? yes...I know plenty of Angels and devils.
God? yes
Ghosts? I believe in spirits in many forms.
Yourself? I have to or I would go insane
Soulmates? yes

Have you ever...
Been on a plane? yes
Been in a school play? yes
Broken a bone? no
Cried in public? yes but usually it involved performing
Climbed a tree? yes as a kid
Consumed alcohol? yes
Fallen asleep in a movie theatre? no
Met a celebrity? yes occupational hazard...lol
Gotten a cavity? no
Had braces? no
Had to wear a uniform to work? yes but they are called costumes in my line of work!
Gotten a parking ticket? yes...usually because I was running late for an audition so I write it off as a work expense...what can I say...I am a tricky bitch!
Prank called someone? Not personally but have been know to coerce others at sleepovers in the wee hours of the morning...what I wouldn't give to be 9 again...
Smoked? when in France...
Won a trophy? for pageants...
Ordered an article off of an infomercial? no...umm...yes...TAE BO! I want to marry Billy Blanks!

missbrdwy @ 2005-05-23T18:52:00

2005-05-23T23:48:54Z

All In No Particular Order

13 Things I Love:
1-movies
2-Winter
3-getting cast in a dream role
4-Canterbury
5-my amazing family
6-books that move my soul
7-Sigma Sigma Sigma
8-psychology
9-languages
10-dancing
11-dreaming in all it's forms
12-my babies (mimi and cinderella)
13-The Imagination Ride at EPCOT

12 Movies:
1-The Whale Rider
2-Love Actually
3-Dances With Wolves
4-Girls Just Want to Have Fun
5-Amelie
6-Magnolia
7-Jesus Christ Superstar
8-The Ten Commandments
9-Hedwig and the Angry Inch
10-Annie
11-The Last Unicorn
12-Evita

11 Bands/Artists:
1-Bon Jovi
2-Linda Eder
3-Fleetwood Mac
4-Joan Osbourne
5-Tori Amos
6-Madonna
7-Ani Difranco
8-Trans Siberian Orchestra
9-Sarah Brightman
10-Celine Dion
11-Josh Groban

10 Things About Me:
1-forgiving to a fault
2-stubborn
3-brilliant (I will show you my MENSA card if you are good!)
4-addicted to going to the movies
5-will try anything once
6-behind my larger than life persona I am shy
7-overly nostalgic
8-showtune fanatic
9-master of languages
10-family is everything to me

9 Good Friends:
1-Diana
2-Rori
3-Seth
4-Adam
5-Tania
6-Melinda
7-Katie M.
8-Erika
9-Daphne

8 Favorite Foods/Drinks:
1-milk
2-avocado
3-tuna
4-fritos
5-yogurt
6-popcorn (movie theatre)
7-buffalo chicken strips
8-mexican (anything and everything!)

7 Things I Wear Daily:
1-World Youth Day Cross
2-thong
3-makeup
4-perfume
5-cute shoes
6-attitude
7-black

6 Things I Hate:
1-J.D.
2-bad breath
3-jet lag
4-extreme humidity
5-prejudice and injustice
6-goodbyes

5 Things I Do Daily
1-work and work out
2-spend quality time with Mimicat and Cindydog
3-journal
4-call mom
5-ride the subway

4 Television Shows I Watch:
1-Grey's Anatomy
2-Little House on The Prairie
3-Good Morning America
4-Saturday Night Live

3 Things I Want:
1-Pink VW Bug
2-an apartment in Paris
3-my own theatre

2 Things I Say Often:
1-whatever...
2-merde!

1 Person I Could Spend the Rest of My Life With:
1-Kevin Costner

Wow!

2004-04-22T16:34:55Z

Wow, how funny how things can change overnight. I feel like a new woman. I am rested, have money in the bank, and am enjoying some kick ass coffee at the moment. "Who could ask for anything more?!?" (except maybe time to do laundry) I think the weather has a lot to do with it. Even though my allergies are beating me down, I feel up and have a major case of Spring Fever! I live across from Central Park and need to make the time to enjoy it! I have tried to wear sandals everyday to feel more like Spring and get out of the cold weather world. Don't get me wrong, I adore Winter and snow and the Holiday season. It is my favorite time of year. But there is something about the first few gorgeous days of Spring that make me feel all giddy inside, like anything and everything is possible. It gets so bad that I almost hate being stuck in the theatre all day and the sunshine I normally abhor. I get the same feeling in Autumn when we get the first cool crisp days of the season. Anything is better than the cruel, sweltering, stinky days of July and August when even the air-conditioned theatres offer no respite. The city is literally hell in summer and when I am rich I am going to migrate to the French Riviera to wait the summer out.

Taxes...and all that jazz!

2004-04-14T15:46:31Z

So I feel like jumping off a bridge. Just when I thought I was in a good place financially...wham!...tax time. Not only am I NOT getting a refund...but...oh no..I owe...BIG TIME!!! It is enough to make someone move to Canada, expect I don't know how good theatre is in Canada and I am sure my puppy and my cat would not care to live there. I will never get ahead at this rate...I will be in debt forever what with my college loans and saving to buy my own place. Bills and taxes are just awful...
I am so sleepy today. I just feel like going home and taking a nap. At least I get home earlier tonight than usual...that is a Godsend. Tomorrow is such a loooooong day....Arrrrggghhhh. I took off for Easter but it didn't help. I am as exhausted as ever...
I saw Bombay Dreams last night. It was a very fun show and I thought Kirk was awesome. I am very proud of him. The costumes were extremely well done and just stunning to look at. The big dance numbers were beautiful. The story was crap but I didn't expect much in that department anyways. I loved how it brought a little bit of Bollywood to New York City.
I need a real vacation. I went from traveling the world a few times every year to going nowhere (not even FL!) As much as I adore NYC I miss flying and staying in hotels and eating different foods.
I am sorry that I am so whiny today. I really needed to vent. Despite all the wonderful things happening in my life right now, I am just not happy with the world. I think it is possible for me to be happy, I would really just ask for time to do my laundry and that would make me a contented girl.

missbrdwy @ 2004-03-29T16:41:00

2004-03-29T22:56:51Z

These are some organizations, theatres, and charities I support:

Sigma Sigma Sigma (my sorority) http://www.sigmasigmasigma.org
Canterbury School (my Alma Mater) http://www.cbury.org
The New York Public Library http://www.nypl.org
The New Milford Public Library http://www.biblio.org/newmilford
PBS Channel 13 http://www.13.org
Tibet House http://www.tibethouse.org
World Wildlife Federation http://www.wwf.org
Central Park http://www.centralpark.org
Central Park Conservancy http://www.centralparknyc.org

Charities:
The Actors Fund http://www.actorsfund.org
Broadway Cares/ Equity Fights Aids http://www.bcefa.org

Theatres:
Regional:
Theatreworks http://www.theatreworks.us
Town Players of Newtown http://www.danbury.org/townplayers
Sherman Playhouse http://www.geocities.com/~shermanplayers
Musicals at Richter http://www.musicalsatrichter.org

New York Theatre:
Amas Musical Theatre http://www.amasmusical.org
The Public Theatre http://www.publictheatre.org
The Roundabout Theatre Company http://www.roundabouttheatre.org
Second Stage Theatre http://www.secondstagetheatre.org
BAM http://www.bam.org
Drama Dept. http://www.dramadept.com
Labyrinth http://www.labtheater.org
Public http://www.publictheater.org
Native Aliens http://www.nativealiens.com
Manhattan Theatre Club http://www.mtc-nyc.org
MCC http://www.mcctheatre.org
Cherry Lane http://www.cherrylanetheatre.com
The New Group http://www.thenewgroup.org

Museums:
The American Museum of Natural History http://www.amnh.org
The Museum of Modern Art http://www.moma.org
The Metropolitan Museum of Art http://www.metmuseum.org
The Whitney http://www.whitney.org
The Guggenheim http://www.guggenheim.org

Fun!!!

2004-03-17T15:58:44Z

Link of the Day: http://www.disney.com/DisneyTheatrical/NewAmsterdam

current clothing: black short sleeved v-neck shirt, black pants, black mry jane clogs and hot pink socks
current mood: annoyed
current taste: none
current hair: mad crazy curls
current annoyance: leaving my aprtment without my cell phone
current smell: mango moisturizer
current thing you ought to be doing: working
current jewelry: big hoop earings, Tiffany choker, Tiffany charm bracelet
current book: One Hundred Years of Solitude
current refreshment: ice water
current worry: where the hell is my cell phone
current crush: I think he knows who he is.
current longing: To be with my crush forever and ever.
current music: the caucophony of all the computers, printers and copy/fax machines at work
current wish: $$$
current lyric in your head: "I think I'll try defying gravity!"
current makeup (if you're a girl): the works: powder, blush, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, eyebrow goop, lipstick
current undergarments: polka dotted VS thong and matching bra.
current regret: not being rich
current desktop picture: Mr. Winkle
current favorite celebrity: Rosie O'Donnell
current plans for tonight/weekend: hhhmmm let's see, I think I'll work!!!
current cuss word: fuck
current disappointment: missing "Johnny Guitar" last night....
current amusement: how badly my morning is going
current IM/person you're talking to: no one : (
current love: candy
current obsession: my hair
current avoidance: bills
current thing or things on your wall: at work: important notices, broadway calendar, broadway flyers, calendar of beautiful places in France, a Ducky/ Boston magnet (don't ask), At Home: tons of pics, a really cool poster for an exhibit at the Met of Egyptian sculptures, my fave SARK print, What is Mr. Winkle calendar, abstract painting og ruby slippers, gigantic Hello Kitty mirror, tons of funky hooks with purses, keys, umbrellas, etc.

missbrdwy @ 2004-01-19T14:49:00

2004-01-19T22:48:37Z

For Starters

What is your name?
Danielle Fernanda Mary Saplio-Douchkoff. Stage name= Daniella Marie

Are you named after anyone?:
My first name is just a name my mom liked. My middle name is a tribute to my Great Grandmother's last name of Fernandez. Mary is my confirmation name a tribute to the Holy Mother and my Grandmother. I took both my mom's and my dad;s last names. My stage name is a tribute to my Italian heritage and my mother's name.

Would you name a child of yours after you?:
No. I might consider a variation but definitely not the same name.

If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:
Daniel.

If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?:
I always liked my own name.

Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do w/ your name constantly?:
with my last name...YES

Single?:
unfortunately yes

If not, do you want to be?:
no

Your age:
practically 25

Age you act:
usually older but I have my silly moments

Age you wish you were:
30

Piercings?:
10 in one year 3 in the other

Tattoos?:
no

Obsessions?:
theatre, celebrity sighting, my puppy and kitty, France

Addictions?:
movies

Have a favorite quote?:

Deep Thoughts About Life and You In It

Do you live in the moment?:
not usually

Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?:
I used to be a very patient person but living in New York City has made my tolerance dissapear. I hate ignorant people.

Do you have any secrets?:
I don't believe in secrets.

Do you hate yourself?:
no

Do you like your handwriting?:
no

Do you have any bad habits?:
I can be fresh when i lose my patience.

What is the compliment you get from most people?:
They like my shoes or my purse.

If a movie were made about your life, what would it be called?:
Black Rainbows

What's your biggest fear?:
the dark...

Can you sing?:
I plead the fifth.

Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:
no, I am cool all by myself.

Are you a loner?:
yes

What are your #1 priorities in life?:
being rich and famous

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?:
maybe

Are you a daredevil?:
I am not a big risk taker. Any risks I take are well thought out.

Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?:
I would love better health.

Are you passive or aggressive?:
I like to talk big but am a passivist at heart.

Do you have a journal?:
yes, both online and on the internet

What is your greatest strength and weakness?:
My strengths: I am strong willed. I am extremely intelligent.
My weaknesses: Disdain for ignorance

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:
my teeth

Do you think you are emotionally strong?:
yes, I have to be

Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?:
I regret going to college and always will.

Do you think life has been good so far?:
so so

What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:
that it sucks

What do you like the most about your body?:
my breasts

And least?:
my teeth

Do you think you are good looking?:
yes

Are you confident?:
see above answer

What is the fictional character you are most like?:
Astrid in White Oleander

Are you perceived wrongly?:
considering I was voted most misunderstood in high school, I would say yes

Do You...

Read the newspaper?:
everyday

Pray?:
I try.

Go to church?:
yes

Talk to strangers who IM you?:
no

Sleep with stuffed animals?:
not since I first got a pet

Take walks in the rain?:
yes, New York City is all walking

Talk to people even though you hate them?:
nope

Like to drive fast?:
I like not having to drive...

Would or Have You Ever?

Liked your voice?:
no

Hurt yourself?:
no

Been in love?:
yes

Gone skinny-dipping?:
I prefer skinny dipping.

Had a medical emergency?
yes

Had surgery?:
yes

Ran away from home?:
no

Played strip poker?:
no

Gotten beaten up?:
yes

Beaten someone up?:
yes, but not in many many many years

Been picked on?:
aren't we all

Been on stage?:
HELLO!

Slept outdoors?:
when I lived in France I stayed in the pool house and it was like sleeping outdoors because one whole side of the room was just curtains, no doors or windows...very relaxing and freeing to be so close to sky and air

Thought about suicide?:
yes

Pulled an all nighter?:
almost but I end up falling asleep eventually...I have a low tolerance for sleep deprivation

If yes, what is your record?:

Gone one day without food?:
yes

Talked on the phone all night?:
no...But I have done IM's til late

Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?:
yes

Slept all day?:
no, life is much to short to sleep away the day

Made out with a stranger?:
uuummmm

Thought you're going crazy?:
no, I am very self aware and can maintain my sanity through sheer force of will...it is everyone around that is going crazy

Been betrayed?:
yes, but not recently

Had a dream that came true?:
the good ones

Broken the law?:
only the speed limit

Met a famous person?:
I have an amazing eye and amazing luck and run into celebs all the time...the best is when I run into them and the celeb recognizes me....

Have you ever killed an animal by accident?:
no

On purpose?:
no

Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?:
no

Stolen anything?:
no

Been on radio/tv?:
yes, that is my job

Been in a mosh-pit?:
eeewww no

Had a nervous breakdown?:
wanted one so I could have time off work but no such luck...

Bungee jumped?:
hell no

Had a dream that kept coming back?:
my dreams are too surreal to rerun

Beliefs

Believe in life on other planets?:
yes

Miracles?:
yes

Astrology?:
no

Magic?:
no

God?:
yes

Satan?:
yes

Santa?:
yes

Ghosts?:
I am not sure.

Luck?:
I don't I would be where I am today with out atleast a little bit of it.

Love at first sight?:
totally

Yin and yang (that good can't exist w/o bad)?:
hhmmm, interesting

Witches?:
yes

Easter bunny?:
yes

Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?:
yes possible not likely for most

Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?:
no

Do you wish on stars?:
I have always talked to the moon. Stars seemed too small to count on.

Friends

Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?:
yes

Who is your best friend?:
my sister, Diana, Rori

Who's the one person that knows most about you?:
my mom

What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?:
You are the only one who can make it happen.

Your favorite inside joke?:
I have tons with lots of different people. The best is "mo' money".

Thing you're picked on most about?:
my height

What is your longest known friend?:
That I am still close with, Diana.

Newest?:
Rori

Shyest?:
none, we are all theatre people and therefore exhibitionists.

Funniest?:
Adam

Sweetest?:
Melinda

Closest?:
Diana

Weirdest?:
Seth

Smartest?:
Regina

Ditziest?:
Afton

Friends you miss being close to the most?:
I miss Regina.

Last person you talked to online?:
My sis

Who do you talk to most online?:
Seth

Who are you on the phone with most?:
my mom

Who do you trust most?:
my sister

Who listens to your problems?:
Rori

Who do you fight most with?:
Tonia

Who's the nicest?:
Melinda

Who's the most outgoing?:
Rori

Who's the best singer?:
Linda

Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?:
yes

Who's your second family?:
the Lee family

Do you always feel understood?:
no

Who's the loudest friend?:
Diana

Do you trust others easily?:
yes

Whose house were you last at?:
Laura Beth's

Name one person whose arms you feel safe in:
Travis or Alex or Henry

Do your friends know you?:
they may think they do but there is a lot to know

Friend that lives farthest away:
Rori when she is at school.

Love and All That

Do you consider love a mistake?:
true love is never a mistake

What do you find romantic?:
Only needing eachother

Turn-on?:
brains, passion, creativity

Turn-off?:
any interest in sports

If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you, how would you feel?:
uncomfortable

Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out?:
I am not one to wait around for the guy to make the move.

Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?:
well, I have a thing for older men i.e. Kevin Costner. People are shocked when the find out who I find attractive.

Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?:
no and I like it that way. I want to be admired for my thoughts and ideas and not my tits.

What is best about the opposite sex?:
they kill bugs and spiders for you, reach things on the top shelf and are more in awe of us than we are of them

What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?:
incapable of committing

Are you in love?:
yes

Do you consider your significant other hot?:
if I had a significant other...

Who Was the Last Person...

You wanted to kill?:
I am not into violence.

That you laughed at?:
Tonia

That laughed at you?:
Tonia

That turned you on?:
James...lol

You went shopping with?:
me

That broke your heart?:
my heart is not easily broken

To disappoint you?:
my bosses at work

To ask you out?:
it's been too long to remember

To make you cry?:
hhhmmmm

To brighten up your day?:
mom

That you thought about?:
Shavonne

You saw a movie with?:
Mom and Shavonne.

You talked to on the phone?:
Dad

You talked to through IM/ICQ?:
Shavonne

You saw?:
everyone at work last night at LK

missbrdwy @ 2004-01-05T16:44:00

2004-01-05T22:23:26Z

~Current~
Clothes: my "uniform": fave faded jeans, tight black v-neck short sleeved shirt, black clogs, black "Chess in Concert" benefit hat
Annoyance: Why is the office so warm?!?
Taste: water
Smell: printer toner
Time: 4:46PM
Make up: none, went straight from the shower to work
Amusement: concentrating on not peeing
Desire: a boyfriend
Boy/Girlfriend: none
Been in love: yes

~1st Thing Comes to mind~
Red: Valentine's Day
Rain: today
Michael Jackson: too much controversy
Sunshine: the beach
Beach: yuck
Love: nice
Hurt: ouch
Future: hopeful
College: been there, done that, bought the postcard
Spouse: eventually
Profession: entertainer
Kids: tons!

~Do You Believe In?~
Love: yes
At first Sight: totally, this is the best type of love
Fate: yes
Higher Power: yes
Music's Power over the soul: depends
Santa Claus: always
The Easter Bunny: yes
Tooth Fairy: see above
Aliens: yes
Magic: no

~Miscellaneous~
Lucky Sign: ?
Best Friends: mom, diana, rori
Your Idol: Rosie O'Donnell
Your Theme Song: "This is the Moment"
Been Skinny Dipping: I spent a summer on a nude beach and did nothing but skinny dip
Eye Color: yes
Piercings: including some that may or may not be totally closed up: 3 in one year and 10 in the other
Snore: I plead the fifth!

~HAVE YOU EVER~
Kissed your cousin: no
Ran away: no
Broken someone's heart: I hope not!
Broken a bone: no
Drank alcohol: only on special occasions
Lied: I would be lying if I said no.
Cried in school: yes

~WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX~
What do you notice first? the eyes
Last person you slow-danced with: with a new friend on New Year's Eve
Worst question to ask: How many people have you slept with...

~THE LAST TIME~
Showered: today right before work

~DO YOU EVER~
Sit by the phone all night? my phone sits by me
Save AIM conversations? no
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex? never "I Enjoy Being a Girl"
Cry because of someone's mean words? not usually
Color your hair? never
Have tattoos? no
Own a webcam? yes
Own a thong? yes
Ever get off the damn computer? I never have enough time on the comp...I am way to busy
Like someone now? yes and he is a big ho and doesn't think of me as girlfriend material
Have you talked to that person today? yes
Do they know you like them? no
Sprechen sie deutsche? only a little
Habla espanol? only a little
Parlez-vous francias? oui!

~HAVE YOU/DO YOU/ARE YOU~
Stolen anything: no
Are u obbsessive? yes
Compulsive? sometimes
Obsessive compulsive? depends
Panic? sometimes
Anxiety? such is city life
Depressed? yes and no...I am depressed but I don't let it affect me
Suicidal? I think I am beyond that phase now.
Obsessed with hate? no
Can you do anything freakish with your body? full splits...
What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? eyes and teeth
Have you had braces? no
Do you pluck your eyebrows? Hello! I am Italian! tweezing is my life
When was the last time you had a hickey? far too long ago
Could you live without a computer? not likely, except of course when I am in the South of France
Do you use ICQ, AOL, MSN Buddy list etc...? yes
If so, how many people are on your list(s)? oodles
Do you wear white socks? i wear black socks as my clothes and shoes are all black
Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off? I have a serious fear of germs, especially city germs and always remove my shoes at the door.
What is your favorite fruit? Banana
Do you eat wheat bread or white? rye
What is the last movie you saw? "The Company" about a season in the life of the Joffrey Ballet
Are you wearing fingernail polish? french manicure pink
Did you like or do you like high school? it was wonderful
What is the best accent? Jamaican
Who do you want to kiss? hhmmm so many people so little time
Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most? sunsets, they make me feel warm and sleepy
Is a flat stomach important to you? on me tres important on anyone else, no
Do you want to or have you played with a ouija board? I have played with it in the past, as a kid, but I have a helathy fear of it now
When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off? off
Do you like your nose? it is perfect
Do you think you can draw well? no
Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed? yes
Do you prefer a piano or a violin? tough choice but I would have to say violin
Do you like to argue? yes, tee hee
Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants? usually I am a sucker for fast food
Do you have a middle name? yes, Fernanda
Are you basically a happy person? yes
Are you tired? always
Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today? diet pepsi
How many phones do you have in your house? only my cell
How long is your hair? below my ass
Do you get along with your parents? yes, I am blessed with awesome parents
What color of eyes do you prefer? any, as long as they are soulful
Do you like your name? I love it

So true!

2003-11-21T17:57:08Z

You Live in California when...
1. You make over $250,000, and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

You Live in New York City when...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature,"
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You Live in Maine when...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.

You Live in the Deep South when...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2."ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"
4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, etc.

You live in Colorado when....
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, and he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

You live in the Midwest when...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows yo ur name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"

You live in Florida when....
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

Fun Email I just got

2003-11-11T01:00:14Z

A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders. But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, the officer found the problem: a 10 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said "RADAR TRAP AHEAD."

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy's accomplice, another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket at his feet, full of change.

Beautiful and profound thought of the day!

2003-11-10T19:26:50Z

Courage is asking yourself the questions you've been afraid to ask
and being willing to let the answers change your life.
-Nan Gardetto

What fun!!!

2003-11-07T16:36:47Z

1. What size is your bed? futon
2. What do you wear to bed? my birthday suit
3. How many people regularly sleep in your bed? me
4. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? until I got my kitty and my puppy
5. If you could wake up next to any famous person who would it be? Kevin Costner
6. What would have happened the night before? I will have won the Academy Award
7. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? 2 people plus 2 pets
8. Who is the next person you would like to have in your bed with you? I plead the fifth
9. What position do you go to sleep in? fetal
10. What position do you wake up in? usually on my side
11. Have you ever woken up in a really weird position? no
12. How many blankets/covers do you have on your bed? I have mountains of blankets
13. Do you hog the blankets? No
16. Do you have any strange bed habits such as sleep talking etc? tons; talking walking, crying, laughing, and screaming
17. Do you snore? no
18. Hows about drooling? yes
19. How many pillows do you have on your bed? countless
20. Do you tend to sleep with a fan? every night

Have you ever...
*Fallen for your best friend? no
*Made out with JUST a friend? no
*Been rejected? yes

*Been in love? yes
*Used someone? no
*Been used? no
*Cheated on someone? no
*Been cheated on? yes
*Done something you regret? what is life without regret

Who was the last who...
*You talked to? mom
*You hugged? mom
*You instant messaged? Rori
*You kissed? I plead the fifth
*You yelled at? stupid people I deal with on the phone at work...j/k
*You laughed with? Tonia at the Lion King last night, she always makes me laugh

Have you/are you/do you....
*Considered a life of crime? yes, especially when rent or my college loans are due
*Considered being a hooker? yes
*Considered being a pimp? no
*Are you psycho? no
*Split personalities? totally
*Schizophrenic? no
*Obsessive? a little bit more than slightly
*Obsessive compulsive? yes
*Panic? I am always in control
*Anxiety? yes, about losing control...lol
*Depressed? I deal with it very well
*Suicidal? depends on my mood
*Obsessed with hate? I hate hate.
*Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? yes but rarely
*Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? never
*Understanding: yes
*Open-minded: yes
*Arrogant: sometimes
*Insecure: not really
*Interesting: very
*Hungry: I am the model of anorexia
*Friendly: depends on who you ask
*Smart: Mensa baby Mensa
*Moody: aren't we all
*Childish: no
*Independent: extremely
*Color your hair? I have virgin hair
*Have tattoos? not yet
*Piercings? 2 in one ear and 10 in the other ear
*Have a girlfriend? girls who are friends
*Floss daily! yes
*Own a webcam? yes
*Ever get off the damn computer? nope, I am on the comp or in the theatre and that is my life
*Sprechen sie deutsche? I can fake German
*Habla espanol? Si
*En Francaise? Oui, I even dream in French... I have spent so much time in France that at one point my English didn't feel natural anymore
*A po ruski? learned how to be a russian femme fatale for a show

Currents...
*Current Clothes: black dress slacks and chracoal blouse with an electric green scarf
*Current Mood: sublime
*Current Taste: cigarettes and coffee
*Current Hair: slicked back and in a chignon
*Current Annoyance: my caffeine withdrawal headache
*Current Smell: the "fresh" city air
*Current thing you ought to be doing: reading today's reviews in the Times
*Current Desktop Picture: my pup's pic tiled across the screen
*Current Favorite Group: Bon Jovi
*Current Book: Ash Wednesday by Ethan Hawke
*Current DVD In Player: Sex and the City, I forget which season
*Current Refreshment: Diet Pepsi
*Current Worry: how to get away from my desk long enough to use the ladies room
*Current Favorite Celebrity: me

Favorite...
*Food: Toss up between lentil soup and salad with tuna and avocado
*Drink: Caffeinated: Diet Pepsi Non-Caffeinated: Milk
*Color: Pink
*Shoes: my ruby slippers with the five inch heels
*Candy: I am not a candy person
*TV Show: any reality thing especially documentaries
*Movie: Gone With the Wind, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, A Chorus Line, What DReam May Come, Amelie, any foreign film
*Dance: tap
*Vegetable: zuchini
*Fruit: banana

On Dating....
*Long or short hair? I usually like longer hair.
*Dark or blond hair? any color as long as it is clean and natural
*Tall or short? I am very petite so I can date anyone at any height
*Mr. Sensitive or Mr. Funny? funny and sensitive
*Good girl or bad girl? I am a VERY good girl
*Dark or light eyes? as long as they are soulful they can be any color
*Hat or no hat? I like old fashioned hats no baseball caps
*Pierced or no? pierced is cool but not a big deal either way
*Freckles or none? freckles can be fun...connect the dots la la la la especially when they are in fun places
*Stubble or neatly shaved? I really go for the scruffier look
*Rugged outdoorsy type or sporty type? neither I want my man to hate sports as much as I do and love the indoors as much as a vampire

*Chocolate milk or hot chocolate? I am allergic to chocolate
*McDonalds or Burger King? Mcd's
*Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend? I think being an imperfect lover is sexy and the whole friend thing is even sexier
*Sweet or sour? sweet and sour
*Root Beer or Dr. Pepper? root beer for flavor...but nothing beats the doc for caffeine
*Sappy/action/comedy/horror? I have been in horror films but won't watch them. I love to cry so I am usually game for sappy, I really don't care for comedy and action is just so mindless
*Cats or dogs? Seeing as though I have one of each, I plead the fifth
*Ocean or Pool? ocean all the way and the only pool I will go in is my own back home
*Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese? the one and only Nacho Cheese
*Mud or Jell-O wrestling? jello, I hate being even the slightest bit dirty
*With or without ice-cubes? with
*Shine or rain? rain, the stormier the better
*Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring? Autumn followed closely by Winter
*Vanilla or Chocolate? vanilla
*Gloves or mittens? gloves
*Eyes open or closed? closed
*Fly or breathe under water? breathe under water, I am afraid of heights
*Bunk-bed or waterbed? I have always secretly wanted a waterbed
*Chewing gum or hard candy? gum
*Motor boat or sailboat? motor
*Lights on or off? off
*Chicken or fish? chicken or chicken of the sea

What's your favorite:.
*Holiday? As a kid it was always Thanksgiving but ever since I started working and had my own money I love Christmas and shopping for everyone and giving gifts
*Place? my bed
*Flower? scent: plumeria look: lavendar
*Scent? fresh popped popcorn
*If you could be anywhere, where would you be? anywhere along the Cote D'Azure
*What would you be doing? visiting the open air markets and taking in the sights, sounds, and smells
*What are you listening to? the stupid radio station they play at work
*Can you do anything freakish with your body? I am entirely too flexible and can do many freaky things
*Do you have a favorite animal, no matter how lame it may be? I love hamsters!

This was a funny email I received.

2003-10-31T16:25:45Z

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missbrdwy @ 2003-05-03T09:40:00

2003-05-03T02:36:47Z

Friends:

Oldest: Diana

Newest: Bryan

Best Hair: tie between Diana and Meena

Funnest to be with: Shavonne (my sis)

If you woke up one morning and one of your legs were gone...who would you call first?: dad

Who's the person you talk to most on the phone?: mom

Do you have any friends that you have never seen?: no

Who do you see the most?: mom

Have you ever had an enemy?: yes

What don't you like about them?: they always had to copy me

Was he/she your friend before?: yuck no!

Did they do something to you, or do you just not like them cause of their stupidity?: They were horrible to me and also very very ignorant and trashy.

Favorites

Color: pink

Food: ratatouille

Music Genre: showtunes

Band: Bon Jovi

Solo Artist: Linda Eder

Number: 34

Letter: D

Word: Love

Swear Word: F**k

Song: This is the Moment, Please (from Miss Saigon), One Song; Glory, What a Feeling, Light My Candle, The Girl I Mean to Be, Crazy for You, Con Te Partiro

Day of the week: Monday (in the theatre world this is our one and only day off)

Month: March

Season: Autumn

Fruit: tie between apricots and bananas

Veggie: zuchini

Ice Cream: I don't like Ice Cream

Movie: Dances With Wolves, What Dreams May Come, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Gone With the Wind

Junk Food: chips

Cartoon: Sailor Moon

T.V Show: Felicity

Reality Show: The It Factor

Celebrity(including musicians and actors/actresses): Rosie O'Donell

This or That:

Chocolate/Vanilla: vanilla

Milk/Chocolate Milk: milk

Computer/Laptop: laptop

Black/White: black

Dark/Light: dark

Blue/Red: red

Pink/Baby-blue: pink

Short/Tall: short

Phone/Instant Messanger: phone

T.V./Computer: tv

Movie/T.V.: movie

Mall/Department Stores: department stores

AIM/AOL: AIM

10/100: 100

Internet/Encyclopedia: internet

Home/School: home

Country/Classical: classical

New York/California: New York

Batman/Superman: Superman

Half Empty/Half Full: half empty

Day/Night: night

January/June: January

Christmas/Valentines Day: Christmas

Have You Ever:

Drank Alcohol: yes

Smoked: yes but only in France

Gotten Drunk: no

Gotten High: no

Dyed Your Hair: no

Kissed the Same Sex: no

Thought about Killing yourself: yes

Hated yourself: no

Liked someone way older than you: I go for older men.

Liked someone way younger than you: no

Broken a Bone: no, except for small bones in my toes from dancing

Had Surgery: yes

Talked to Strangers: yes

Ran Away From Home: never

Did the opposite your parents told you to do/not to do: yes

Sang in public: everyday

Hurt someone emotionally: sure, but I always apologize

Hurt someone physically: yes, I am easily provoked

Made someone cry: not that I can recall

Said you loved someone: everyday

Said you hated someone: no

Talked to a stuffed animal: yes, but only as a child

Talked to yourself: yes, but not out loud

Danced in public: Gotta have an audience

Danced when no one was looking: Constantly, especially at work

Sang when no one was looking: All the time

Other Questions:

Do you believe in Love: Yes.

Love at first site? Yes

Your Definition of Love: Complete trust, faith, and hope.

Your definition of a true friend: A true friend is loyal, supportive, and caring.

Your religion: Roman Catholic

Do you go to church: Yes

Any pets: siamese cat (Mimi), Chihuahua (Cinderella)

Favorite Candy: Gummy Bears